Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Odds To The Dogs And Brown Logs!

The cat sees mutts every day, at least for now at our bay. One we like, the other can take a hike. Or just get a smack upside the head. Don't go sticking your nose in the cat's bed. Just saying. Now on with the odd playing.


Scary they are.
Like hit by a car.
Dogs have to walk.
Maybe they'll squawk.

Or just yap,
At some passerby chap.
She won't see the car.
Bam, needs to go to a bar.

Nature could win.
She goes for a spin.
A leaf falls on her head.
She becomes a bird's bed.

Hmm that would be weird.
Could her head get cleared?
Bet the dogs would help.
The bird would then yelp.

She could go for a slip.
A slip on the backyard drip.
The drip from the dogs.
You know, brown logs.

They could eat her computer up.
Just like a frisky pup.
No more posting at all.
At least until a new one comes to her hall.

My, the odds are sinking.
The dogs must be drinking.
They stopped making them tumble.
Do I hear a rumble?

They ate everything in the house.
Nothing left even for a mouse.
She's got nothing to eat.
The internet connection gets chucked for a treat.

She goes away.
She does that at her bay.
Traveling near and far.
Whoops, plane instead of car.

Or the dogs have a fit.
They do all of it.
Odds are rather low.
All because she gave a vacation a go.

Odds = To The Dogs
Hopefully They Don't Lead Her Into Bogs

Who knew dogs made odds go so low? I've seen some give computer chewing a go. We just chew the cord at our sea. Hey, a cheaper replacement fee. Ever have a bird make a nest on your head? Bet that bird wound up dead. Dogs sure can eat homework and so much more. Maybe they'll eat her shoes and she can't leave her shore. The could up the odds to a new class. But we'll stick with those already given by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

70 comments:

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    1. Little late
      But still a #1 fate

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    2. that's 4 in a row
      grow, let it grow!
      Yes, 25 mins late
      Yes, that's fate!

      Hank

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    1. #2
      Double dipping at your zoo

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    2. Excuse the smart phone's lightning speed
      That double dipping's a mistake indeed

      Hank

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    3. Phone likes to play
      All through the day

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  3. The dog I had ate everything - records, shoes, coffee table legs, walls... I can see them eating her out of house and home.

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    1. haha sure sounds like it liked to snack
      On anything inside your shack

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  4. Cats are preferred at my bay
    But dogs can be fun in their own way

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    1. Dogs can do the trick
      Although some cats find them ick

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  5. WE think dogs are wonderful companions. They don't do any worse things than the cats here who have destroyed the furniture here. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Yeah, cats can sure tear things up as much as they can at any zoo
      Or they can help each other when you got two

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  6. Dogs versus cats
    The more you see the less you see
    At least they are better than rats
    Not that I have any at my sea.

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    1. Many a way one can go
      With pets to show

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  7. Our neighbor yappy dogs sure sound the alert when strangers come around!

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    1. Good to keep trespassers away
      If they try and come to play

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  8. Dog days of summer. Those are the dogs I deal with

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  9. She's the rat lady

    you're the cat man

    I'm the fact guy

    keep up everyone else

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    1. lol whoops, wrong one
      You can't keep up with this run

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  10. How nice to hear about Mary as another traveler. I'm going to enjoy visiting the people you feature each day., Pat.
    I've had one dog in my adult life, my Scottie MacBeath. He wasn't destructive, but he was an ace at hunting down Easter eggs. I had to keep him confined on the night before Easter.
    Have a good one, my friend!

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    1. haha wanted all the eggs for himself
      Even those hidden on a shelf

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  11. Dogs are fun but not if they're chewers. Thankfully mine isn't anymore because we keep everything up away from him.

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    1. Chewers can be a pain
      None of those yet at our lane

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  12. I was lucky in the dogs that we had
    that none were destructive in any way
    maybe that's because I kept them so buy
    and they always had toys with which to play

    betty

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    1. Toys sure are a win
      As well as a busy spin

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  13. We have a cat who belongs in jail,
    she loves to whack on our bernese mountain dog's tail,
    Our second cat is just as cool as ice,
    she prefers whacking birds and mice. ;)


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    1. haha put the kitty behind bars
      And she may ship all to Mars

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  14. I once had a dog who took a dim view when a cat came on the scene .....well for the fisrt 6 months or so.

    Great verse Pat.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Can take a while
      And may have to go the extra mile

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  15. We had a visitor ask if they could bring their dogs with them so they weren't home alone all day. I couldn't do that to our cat, lol. He's old and I didn't want to tip the ol' ticker for the little guy. ;)

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    1. haha probably wise to do
      Has he even seen dogs at your zoo

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  16. In a fight between the cat versus dog
    The answer is known to the world's dumbest hog
    Odds for the feline are sky high
    Even dumb hogs don't lie.

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    1. They can outsmart rather quick
      Pulling out many a trick

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  17. orlin N cassie; when de food gurl waz young; like bak in de 1200's; her hada bulldog...he ate: de end table leg, de sofa cushionz, his bed and de siding off de houz.....

    we whooz left in TT haz never been round dawgz....tho we due see em on de sidewalk day N nite takin ther peepulz fora stroll ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Some dogs sure love to chew
      We have been around 6 each at our zoo
      Only one we each found ewww
      The rest we batted and away they flew

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  18. WE actually surprisingly get along with pups!

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    1. We get along with most
      All but one so far at our coast

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  19. Woo Hoo, Mary!

    Our dog is like having a small pony with a long tail in the house.

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    1. haha can give the cats a ride
      Unless they run and hide

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  20. Don't make me choose
    I'll only loose
    the dog or cat blues
    their cuteness ensues

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  21. I like to read Mary's Poetry blog
    She has three small cute dogs
    I am sure they leave brown logs


    Nice to see Mary featured!

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    1. Sure she gets a few
      Always good to give her a view

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    2. Thanks given
      All's a livin'

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  22. I am so thankful my dogs were never chewers. My best friend got a puppy who immediate chew up her expensive shoes. I would have been so irritated!

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    1. Have to learn to hide the stuff
      As some sure can't get enough

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  23. I love dogs especially a lab
    They are goofy, fun and fab.
    They can chew things and dig too.
    Cats scratch everything, nothing new
    But both give love in their own way
    Dogs just show happiness every day.

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    1. Yep, both can destroy
      Thinking everything a toy
      Labs are fun
      As around they run

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  24. Labs are great family dogs, all as Brigit wrote. Cats see superiority in their every twitch.

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    1. Yep, cats think they own all
      Every wall and hall

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  25. Yep, that eating things up dog problem is actually currently my cat issue.
    Nyx eats everything from fake plants to dryer sheets... now I'm hiding all the tissue!

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    1. haha cats sure can do it too
      Orlin eats dog pee pads...just ewww

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  26. For the special day i brought shoe

    it was shiny ,soft and new!

    but next morning ,"what that hew"

    my little puppy oddly chew

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    1. Just thought you left a snack
      So gave it an attack

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  27. My cat and son's dog are good friends.
    Until time to eat when the friendship ends.

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  28. It's luck of the draw if you get a dog
    Sometimes it's like walking in the smog

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    1. That it can be
      But a lot of it depends on thee

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  29. All dogs want to play,
    so don't delay - play,
    if not - they pin your attention
    by chewing your stuff, arf, arf,
    it's better to find them a job
    they like be of assistance, -
    so give them am.. a mop.

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    1. Let them mop the floor
      Never have to clean forever more

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  30. I've always had cats
    But have wanted a dog
    Probably won't happen
    Lest I jump over a log

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    1. Jump away
      And have a mutt at your bay

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  31. Thanks for the feature here, my friend!
    Dogs are better than cats at my end
    but I am happy to say to each his/her own
    on the kind of animal they choose for their home!

    Thanks, Pat, for the feature!! You made my day!

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it at my sea
      Both dogs and cats are fine by we

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  32. A plane, not a car
    Comes in handy when you need to go far

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