Monday, August 7, 2017

A Vanishing Act Kinda Pact!

The ninja wannabe is here. Is that not clear? The wannabe part gives him away. For he is seen at many a bay on many a day. What more can I say? It turns out a lot. But that is a lesson you need not be taught.


A ninja attack.
It may kinda lack.
Can see him coming.
May even start humming.

Hey, he can sing.
So a weird ninja ring?
Mini Alex isn't so great.
That's why he became a litter box mate.

He hurt the cat's ears.
But he shed no tears.
At least he could never wet the bed.
Then he popped off his head.

What were the odds?
Care for some fishing rods?
I'm beating around the bush?
Maybe the bush with the tush?

That I may be.
Easy for me.
Told you I can talk.
At least I don't squawk.

Why you may ask?
Odds are an easy task.
Still movies that are showing?
Yep, even if in remakes are blowing.

Still music at play?
Yep, any old day.
IWSG still running?
Wasn't my last week's post stunning?

Are TV shows still on?
Yep, from dusk to dawn.
And dawn to dusk.
May even see an elephant tusk.

The Gawker likes animal mating.
His discovery channel gets no hating.
So that tells you it there.
Plenty of TV to spare.

So with all of that,
Plenty at his blog mat.
Only odds you have to find,
Is that of the vacation kind.

Odds = 99.99%
Unless On Vacation He Went

Well he could decide to go full ninja too and just disappear from view. But the mini one would give him away. He probably still stinks from his litter foray. Seen the ninja wannabe around? Do you think animal mating shows astound? Maybe you and The Gawker can have a thrill. Discovery channel fits the bill. I even got an agreement from the singing bass. This one has near perfect odds according to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

82 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Back to the top
      Of the crop

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    2. Top without phone
      No doubling up at the tone

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    3. no ninja attack for #1 today

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    4. Nope, lost out
      With Hank about

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    5. Even though a tad late
      0701hrs but that's fate
      # one
      is fun
      luck shared among mates

      Hank

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    6. A little late
      But still 1st out of the gate

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  2. Excellent verse, I shall miss Alex's comments whilst he is away. Enjoy your week.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Odds are the ninja
    Would come strumming
    while doing some humming

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    1. That he would
      Tunes from his hood

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    2. No Bieber tune, too
      But he might hum "Scooby Doo" :p

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    3. That's so true
      At the ninja shoe

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    4. True times two
      And even more due

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  4. Hate those animal mating shows!
    Well done and thanks! You covered everything - and remembered everything, which is just as impressive.

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    1. lol those shows are scary
      The cat's brain sure can ferry
      As stuff stay up there
      Glad it was enjoyed at our lair

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    2. I bet you're got some files on us
      As thick as a bus

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    3. Up in the head
      Could to make Whoopdi Friggin Doo come to bed

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  5. I need to find me a ninja to take care of those coyotes!

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    1. Kick to the head
      Puts that threat to bed

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  6. You described him well at your sea
    And him in turned visited thee.

    Betty

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  7. Sort of expected a ninja attack
    But at least he's still part of the pack

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    1. He'd get in there
      Like you, always showing up at our lair

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  8. If I were to play the odds I'd bet on the ninja.

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    1. Yep, bet he is sure around
      Unless maybe riches are found

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  9. The Ninja always appears even when he says he's away. Should avoid the litter box in the future though.

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    1. One trip never to repeat
      As it sure wouldn't be neat

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  10. I guess I'd better get ready for the sneak attack.

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    1. Watch your back
      The ninja may cause flack

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  11. A Vanishing Act Kinda Pact!
    Get a container in a sack
    On vacation
    Set to learn
    Not allowing it to be hacked

    Hank

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    1. No hacking comes due
      A a vacation sure flew

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  12. Haha ~ Alex is here today, but he's going on "vacation," getting ready for IWSG things in the fall. I'm enjoying this series, and I'm checking visiting all the bloggers that you are showcasing. Have a good one, my rhyming friend!

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    1. Did you visit yourself too?
      Have to complete all in view lol

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  13. I always enjoy his comments on your blog.

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    1. And a ninja attack
      He tries by the pack

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  14. The ninja is everywhere
    A blog friend to all
    He'll promote the cat's books
    Alex blog is the first place to look


    Awesomeness

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    1. He promotes away
      Having fun at his bay

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  15. Getting drunk all summer seems fun, but unfortunately I have to work, so it might not be the best idea for me. I think I could be a good ninja though, I'm pretty great at sneaking

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    1. A sneaky working non-drunk
      You sure won't get in a funk

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  16. Hey, I know that guy! He does take a lot of vacations, doesn't he? No, I'm not mad, so long as he takes us along next time. Just hold my beer, let me see if I can shoehorn myself into this ninja costume...

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    1. So you have to go all ninja too?
      Wearing pajamas is a prerequisite? then no thank you

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  17. The Ninja troubadour likes his tunes
    On a summer lake with sound of the loons

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    1. Loons and tunes
      Love me the cartoons

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  18. I know that we know
    I don't like them too small
    But mini-Alex is so cute
    He and I would have a ball.

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    1. So you'd only play with one ball?
      Geez, that isn't fun at all

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  19. I see Alex constantly on many of the blogs that I visit. I'm amazed he has time to do any writing for himself!

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    1. Sure hops around quite a bit
      He takes breaks though so shhh cheats at it lol

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  20. He sure is a busy bee ~

    Today is our Canadian Holiday Pat ~ Hope you are enjoying our short summer ~

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    1. Had to work today
      So can enjoy it from inside at our bay

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  21. Alex is a great Ninja, but wouldn't a girl one do better? Bam! No?

    Love your verses from my head to my heart.

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    1. haha girl one could win
      Are sneakier at their bin

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  22. A mini me should be a fun thing to see. Singing the blues about how hard life is living in the litter box.

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    1. The blues in waste
      Sure leave post haste

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  23. orlin N cassie; wunder if ninja wood like ta help uz kick de gobblerz azz ~~~~ ☺☺♥♥ !!

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    1. He could do the trick
      Kicking them out some slick

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  24. Even Alex's odds are odd
    Vacationing as a lord
    Sunset to sundown
    On a beach he may be found

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    1. Doubtful of that
      Unless wifey poo says where the beach is at

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  25. There was a time I wanted to be a ninja! Ah I was young, very young.

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    1. haha could run up the walls
      And down the halls

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  26. I've been to his blog a time or two.

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  27. He truly is seen at many a bay on many a day;)

    Have a great one, Pat.

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    1. Out and about everywhere
      Visits many a lair

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  28. My brother's a ninja he.
    Whenever there's work he'd see
    He'd sneak away silently

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  29. Singing and writing and sneaking around.
    Sounds like he's a busy lil' ninja. :)
    I like Alex.

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  30. The Ninja never sleeps
    He writes and visits many peeps.
    I love his movie snark
    He often hits the mark.
    He also loves Face Off
    A great show..ok, where's the Smirnoff?

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    1. Hits the mark many a time
      With each movie chime

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  31. A ninja that likes to vacation. Sounds like my kind of person!

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    1. Away you can go
      Ninja and Halloween Nazi in tow

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  32. Awesome! Even if it didn't say his name I would have gotten it. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Easy to catch
      As around blogland his name does fetch

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  33. A litter box Ninja
    Would be a bit gross
    Hope Alex avoids it
    And never comes close

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    1. The real one may
      After his mini ninja play

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