Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Way To Be At Your Certain Sea!

Did you know you humans are certain of things? Yeah, we went down that road in my past blog wings. So that you know. But did you know there was another certain blow?

Certain is the way.
The way of the day.
The way of life.
Not for husband or wife.

Nope, for the kid.
Certain isn't hid.
Everything comes to be.
Certain it is for each kiddie.

Certain at five,
School is your hive.
Depending on birthday date,
But still a certain fate.

Certain at six,
There are no tricks.
Next grade will come due.
Don't even need a clue.

Certain if marks are high,
Through the grades you'll fly.
Sometimes even if they're not.
Get pushed through with the lot.

Certain you'll graduate.
Through it you'll skate.
There is no caper.
Walk up and grab the paper.

Certain you'll go somewhere.
Certain you'll have education to spare.
Certain of the cost.
That certainly isn't lost.

Certain you'll take each class.
Certain you'll pass.
With high marks you did.
Certain wins the bid.

Certain is a way of life.
Built in with no strife.
Certain you'll get a job when you're done.
Applying.......Whoops, so ends your certain fun.

The programming is through.
Nothing is certain for you.
Except taxes and death.
Certainly you may need to take a breath.

Ever think about that? Popped in for the cat. Kids are so certain and it is programmed into them after a few decades or so. Then whoops, the real world strikes a blow. Certain gets chucked away and uncertainty comes into play. To such a wake up call we give sass. Certain, for some things, is liked way more by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Monday, September 25, 2017

Get Ready To Throw And Ho Ho Ho!

We need to get it done. This post must be spun. It just has to be. Bah, that I can see. I don't want to think about it. Nope, not one bit. So I'll fix that. I'll follow a human stat.

Today I can't post.
Nope, not at my coast.
I just can't work.
That is so not a perk.

The keyboard is screwed.
It is being rude.
Or maybe it's me.
I'm not telling thee.

Here you go.
I rhyme from a foe.
I paid them off.
Come now, don't scoff.

I can rhyme.
I keep time
I can rhyme.
I keep time.

Wow, that was a perk.
Hmm, maybe needs work.
I'll throw more money at it.
We can't have it be shit.

I can rhyme more.
I get an encore.
I can rhyme more.
I get an encore.

That was sad.
It's borderline bad.
Maybe a bit more dough.
I don't know though.

I can rhyme more more.
I get an encore encore.
I can rhyme more more.
I get an encore encore.

That gave me a rash.
I need to find more cash.
Here, have some more.
I know you can soar.

I can rhyme more more more.
I get an encore encore encore.
I can rhyme more more more.
I get an encore encore encore.

I somehow don't think it got fixed. I guess that idea is nixed. You humans have such dumb ideas at your sea. Good thing I have no money anyway to go on a spree. Do you just throw money at it and hope it gets fixed? That idea may need to be deep sixed. Sometimes it crumbles like glass. That would hurt if it stuck in my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

A Remembering Plot Or Not!

The cat looks here and there and all registers at our lair, but do we remember all at every moment of every day? Pffft we aren't an elephant at our bay. Some days in they won't click. Others they shall some slick.

A remembering time.
Easy as can be.
It is a crime,
If not done by thee.

A crime just because.
Because you never thought.
Oh look, some fuzz.
I've forgotten that plot.

You were on the go.
Making sure life stayed sane.
But oh know,
Forgot one thing in your brain.

That is so bad.
So bad of you.
I'm now mad.
So mad I'll moo.

It's the end of times.
Cats and dogs as one.
Everyone loves mimes.
There will be no more fun.

It was only one time.
One time it slipped your mind.
But that is a crime.
Who cares about the grind.

I remembered it.
So should you.
You have the wit.
But you haven't a clue.

I never said a word.
I still remembered though.
You are just a lazy turd.
Tonight you'll eat crow.

Literally eat it.
That's all for you.
Hear my fit.
Every word is true.

It is all up to me.
I remembered every bit.
That plant you can clearly see,
You forgot to water it.

Ever get someone nag at you like that? When with all their whining they could have done the task in no time flat? I've seen it a time or two. Many get upset about the stupidest things coming due. It's especially dumb when someone has a ton of things on the go. They can't remember every little thing every minute of every day at their show. Yet upset one surely turns to instead of just turning to do. Do it and it's done, no need for poor you to be spun. Do you hold a grudge against such a lad or lass? Pffft is all that can be said by my once in a blue moon forget to remember little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.